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This is a list of ALL asdf movie quotes.

Asdf movieEdit

(Child giggles)

Dad: Gotcha nose!

(Door kicked open)

Cop: Look out he's got a nose!!!

(Shoots multiple times)

Man1: You've gotta help me, man, my tie is evil and its gonna kill me!!

(Man2 steps away slowly. Man1 looks at his tie)

Man1: Please don't hurt me.

Tie: Mwa ha ha

Man: Hello, parking meter!

Parking meter: Hello!

Man1: Hey, hey, hey dude, smell my flower

(Man2 leans foward and smells it)

Man2: Mmmmmm...

(Leans back. Waits. Giant dinosaur jumps out of Man1)

Man2: lol.

Man1: Hey man.

(Man2 punches his face)

Man1: Ow, what the hell is wrong with you!

Disembodied voice: Level up!

Woman: Somebody help me I'm being robbed!

Tree man: I'll save you! Tree powers activate!

(Turns into a tree. Does nothing.)

Man: Die potato!

Potato: Noooooooooooo!


Man: Mmmmmm. Yum.

(Sticks knife in cake)

Cake: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Why would you do this!? I have a wife and family!

Man: Nooooooooooooo!

Cake: Argh! The pain! Its unbearable!

Man: What have I done?!

Cake: Aaaargh! Tell my children I love them!

(Moves slowly to the table edge)

Cupcakes: Daddy!

Cake: Argh!

(Falls of the edge)

Man: Noooooooooooooo!

Cupcakes: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


Man1: Hey, you know who's gay? You.

(Looks down. There is a knife in him)

Man1: Oh, come on!

Asdf movie 2Edit

Man1: I baked you a pie!

Man2: Oh boy! What flavour?!

Man1: Pie flavour.

(Mini pie jumps out of the pie)

Girl: I like singing

Boy: I like dancing

I-like-trains-kid: I like trains

(Train runs him over)

Man1: You know it says gullible on the ceiling.

Man2: (Looks up) Oh so it does. (Looks back down) Oh, you stole my lungs.

Asdf potato

Not Today!

Man1: Die potato!

(Potato pulls out a gun)

Potato: Not today.

Strange clown: Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama how to drive!

Llama in a car: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Strange clown: No, llama, no!

(Llama drives off a cliff)

Man1: What are you, a man or a mouse!?

(A horse)

Woman: Hey, kids! I brought you some cookies!

Kids: Oh yay! I like cookies!

I-like-trains-kid: I like trains

(Train runs him over)

Jingle song: Desmond the moon bear!

Desmond: How did I get here?

Voice: THE END!!!

Man holding a book: Ha ha ha. I can't read.

Man1: Kitten fight!

Man2: No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!

(Kitten lands on his face. He pulls it off. It is adorable)

Man2: Awwwww...

(He dies)

Dad: What are you up to, son?

I-like-trains-kid: I like trains

Dad: Ha ha ha. Yes you do.

Man1: Hey, you know who's gay? You.

(Train runs him over)

Man1: I can't wait to eat this bagel!

Man2: Yes you can

Man1: Yeah... I guess you're right.

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